"The Geography of a Woman"


Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like
China or Iran. Developing at a sizzling rate
with a lot of potential but as yet still not
free or open.

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like
Africa or Australia. She is half discovered,
half wild and naturally beautiful with bush
land around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like
America or Japan. Completely discovered,
very well developed and open to trade
especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India
or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced
of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like
France or Argentina. She may have been
half destroyed during the war but can still
be a warm and desirable place to visit.


Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia
or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or
Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are
practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate
keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like
England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all
conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants
to go there.